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Welcome to the Royal Goaltimate Society! We are a bunch of hacks in London who love to play Goaltimate in Hyde Park. We have an active mail-list and don't take ourselves too seriously. But we do like a good fast game of scoobers, hucks, no-look scores, and heckling. Email RoyalGoalT at gmail dot com if you want to play or have questions. We meet sporadically throughout the year so best to get in touch if you want to play. Sign up for the 2008 Royal Goal Tea Party on September 20th by clicking on the right hand menu above.

Fundamental Lessons of the Society:

Lesson 1 - The hierarchy

  1. Goalty
  2. beach ultimate
  3. mini
  4. cake
  5. women's ultimate
  6. staring at a blank screen
  7. food poisoning
  8. co-ed ultimate
  9. men's beach ultimate
  10. men's beach ultimate in the wind
  11. watching men's beach ultimate in the wind
  12. league ultimate
  13. death

Lesson 2 - The throws

  • The bixler
  • The no-look blade
  • The no-look scoober
  • The no-look push pass
  • Elevator
  • Blade
  • Scoober
  • Push pass
  • Forehand
  • Backhand

Lesson 3 - How to win

  • Arrive and see what color Sparky is wearing
  • Put on the SAME color

 

Lesson 4 - The rules

if you know the game bocce ball...well, this is nothing like that.

  1. make lots of cuts
  2. set picks
  3. throw upside-down passes
  4. catch whatever is thrown to you
  5. expect it will be thrown to you even when not expecting
  6. catch this disc in the goal
  7. clear the disc
  8.  repeat

Lesson 5 - Kicking people out of RGS

  • a. If your name rhymes with malarky you are always on the list of potential dismissal.
  • b. there is only one person that votes
  • c. Haman is the person that votes

 

Appendix - The "Real" Rules

  • 2 pt score if you throw disc from clear line through goal and catch it in goal area.
  • 5 count stall, anyone on pitch can count
  • You can only throw the disc one way through the hoop
  • After scoring a goal you have to clear the disc past the halfway line before attacking
  • Heckling is mandatory
  • On your first game, you have to heckle